nisiprius wrote: ↑Mon Nov 23, 2020 5:22 pm
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5) I finally said to myself, "gee, I thought it was called 'total' something but I guess this is
it," and bought it.
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this gave me a good laugh

thanks nisiprius
1. i bought 2000 shares instead of the intended 2k worth of an index, held this 250k position i couldn't cover for half of an afternoon while not realizing my fat finger mistake during a high volatility period this year. when i started the 15 min call with my broker my position was only down 500$, during the call I was up 2k, but his sales pitch went a bit long and i was down $200 when i exited the position. thinking back it was funny this broker tried to ask me why i don't just keep the position if i can move all my savings into merrill to back this position
2. day traded in college after taking a graduate level quantitive finance course, read news and traded almost daily for a whole year, got 200 bucks to show for it. (looking back this is impressive since I started with 1k, and had to deal with a 4.95$ fee to buy or sell each time). almost had a panic attack seeing the massive IRS bill that year, b/c i forgot to put in the cost basis for my transactions, so tax man thought i took in ~200k pure profit.
3. bought triple leverage reverse China fund (YANG) and held it for more than a year? china market went side ways and my 2k or so went down the drain due to volatility decay.
4. bought BA after the first 747 crash, thinking it was an accident not worth the market cap lost. little did i know it was a systemic issue that turned into the flight control unit debacle, then covid happened, still down about 50% despite all the vaccine news lately.
5. when Marvel the movie company had a string of popular superhero movies, i bought shares in Marvell the semiconductor company. did not discover this till years later. my early investing days.
all in all, not too bad. lots of odd lessons learned here and there.