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If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by eleventhstreet » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:22 pm

So I need to put 2.5% of my money in alternative assets. It is very important for my financial health because I'm bored and if I don't do this I may end up doing something even more financially destructive like buy a boat.

So I want to take a poll, if you had to pick an alternative asset to invest in which of the following would you pick with the expectation of having the best risk-adjusted return.

Rules:
1. Not outrageously expensive. I agree it would be super cool to start my own space exploration company like Richard Branson or Elon Musk and I will probably go down that route once I hear back from the Nigerian prince I gave $2,000 to.
2. Nothing you can hold in your brokerage account. Binary options is an alternative asset but who wants to spend more time on their brokerage account.
3. Avoid hobbies unless you genuinely felt it would give your best shot at high risk adjusted return. If you say "Beer is my alternative asset hur dur" Im going to hit you with a beer stein
4. Real Estate has to be exotic in some way. Either its located in a foreign country or its in some way unusual.

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Post by RickBoglehead » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:26 pm

Geese.
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Post by Dottie57 » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:30 pm

If you can’t stop doing financially destructive actions, get a job. 60 hrs a week. Hopefully that would stop any urges.
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Post by aristotelian » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:31 pm

Equity in a horse racing partnership. Risk adjusted returns project to be better than the boat, at least.

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Post by anon_investor » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:35 pm

Seriously? Might as well have a monkey throw darts at stock names...

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Post by RickBoglehead » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:38 pm

anon_investor wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:35 pm
Seriously? Might as well have a monkey throw darts at stock names...
Damn. Monkees! Can I change my answer?
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Post by Random Musings » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:39 pm

In no particular order:

Art
Antiques
Undeveloped Land
Velvet Undergound Albums

There are no rules in the alternative investment fight club....

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Post by JoeRetire » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:42 pm

eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:22 pm
So I need to put 2.5% of my money in alternative assets. It is very important for my financial health because I'm bored and if I don't do this I may end up doing something even more financially destructive like buy a boat.
Got it. It's no fun being bored.

Invest in Avocado Toast futures.
Don't be a lemming.

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Post by JoeRetire » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:43 pm

anon_investor wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:35 pm
Seriously? Might as well have a monkey throw darts at stock names...
I'm bullish on darts.
Don't be a lemming.

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by eleventhstreet » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:43 pm

No to the monkey answer for 2 reasons.

1. It involves a brokerage

2. The upkeep of a monkey is probably a very high. I imagine up to 5k. No way you can have "the expectation of having the best risk-adjusted return"

But I appreciate the effort.

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by eleventhstreet » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:45 pm

JoeRetire wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:42 pm
eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:22 pm
So I need to put 2.5% of my money in alternative assets. It is very important for my financial health because I'm bored and if I don't do this I may end up doing something even more financially destructive like buy a boat.
Got it. It's no fun being bored.

Invest in Avocado Toast futures.
Disqualified
See rule regarding no brokerage traded products. Futures are a brokerage traded product.



Come on guys how many times do we get to discuss something unique and intellectually stimulating like this. If I have to read another post about the merits of VTIAX vs VGTSX I might go insane

Qualifying answers thus far are :
Fractional ownership of horse racing team - I have no idea what this means but I like it. Its in first place. Sounds exotic. And google tells me its a real thing.
Art
Antiques
Undeveloped land

Ill throw some of my own suggestions in the mix:
Precious metals other than gold and silver. Google tells me Rhodium is expensive, I don't know what it does but someone sells it online.

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by JoeRetire » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:56 pm

eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:45 pm
JoeRetire wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:42 pm
eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:22 pm
So I need to put 2.5% of my money in alternative assets. It is very important for my financial health because I'm bored and if I don't do this I may end up doing something even more financially destructive like buy a boat.
Got it. It's no fun being bored.

Invest in Avocado Toast futures.
Disqualified
See rule regarding no brokerage traded products. Futures are a brokerage traded product.
No brokerage is required. Just the corner deli.
Don't be a lemming.

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by anon_investor » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:07 pm

eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:43 pm
No to the monkey answer for 2 reasons.

1. It involves a brokerage

2. The upkeep of a monkey is probably a very high. I imagine up to 5k. No way you can have "the expectation of having the best risk-adjusted return"

But I appreciate the effort.
In defense of my monkey idea:

1. You can just rent the monkey for 5 minutes once a year to pick the stocks for probably less than $5k/yr.

2. Burt Malkiel, in his book A Random Walk Down Wall Street, said “A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper’s financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.” Which is to say, I think it can be argued that "the expectation of having the best risk-adjusted return" cannot be completely discounted.

But I will concede that it does require a brokerage.

Haha! :sharebeer

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by Nate79 » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:10 pm

Classic car(s).

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by rob » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:12 pm

1970's muscle cars.... Actually a decent potential return - and if it does not work out, you have something to drive.
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Post by bgf » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:13 pm

watches, art, antique/exotic cars, whisky/wine... all the fun stuff that poor people dream about and wealthy people try desperately to be passionate about yet still turn into numbers on a page.

just being snarky... kind of.
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Post by phxjcc » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:19 pm

This is soooooo..... easy.

Figure out which professional xxxxball team is going to go to the championship.
Buy number of tickets for that team's seasons tickets.
Sell all the playoff tickets and championship tickets to rabid fans.

You're welcome.

Agree on the car thing mentioned above...just be careful, 1960's muscle car fans are inconveniently pegging off.
But Inetgra Type R's are rediculously over priced....who knew?

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Post by whodidntante » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:28 pm

Hey. Leave some beanie babies for the rest of us.

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by CABob » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:30 pm

Goats!
In my neighborhood there are people who have a dozen or so goats that they rent out to clear land of brush, grass, etc.
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Post by Dottie57 » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:33 pm

This is NOT Intellectualy stimulating. Many if not most BH want a simple 3 fund portfoliowith market returns.

You need a good hobby. Start looking for something that engages you.

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Post by HomerJ » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:40 pm

phxjcc wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:19 pm
This is soooooo..... easy.

Figure out which professional xxxxball team is going to go to the championship.
Buy number of tickets for that team's seasons tickets.
Sell all the playoff tickets and championship tickets to rabid fans.

You're welcome.
Well, Mahomes is healthy again, so the Kansas City Chiefs are a lock. There you go, the hardest part is done for you.

Now you just need to scoop up all the tickets.
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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by Ragnoth » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:45 pm

The big ones are art, collectibles, and antiques. I think crypto is basically a modern day collectible—but some people might try to fluff it up into its own thing.

Long term, I would put faith in art of a certain vintage. Things go in and out of fashion, but even a small investor can buy up Rembrandt and Picassos prints for $10k a pop — and I’m guessing somebody will still want them in 30 years. Same for any high end art that has managed to remain relevant for a couple generations.

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Post by JoMoney » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:52 pm

Something that "can't hold in a brokerage account"? No real estate unless it's "exotic"? I guess that means a personal residence is out :?
No hobbies... so no collectibles like numismatic coins or art, and from your comment about beer no fine wines collecting :annoyed
<groan> Not much I would want to consider, but some options -
CD's / Money Market account
U.S. Savings Bonds
Annuities
Non-Traded REITS
P2P Lending
TImberland
Viatical Settlements
Movies / Slate Financing
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Post by HomerJ » Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:11 pm

Two words... Clown College

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Post by danielc » Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:25 am

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Here is a more serious alternative: Private lending

For example, with Kiva you give small loans to people in the third world, and with Worthy Bonds you lend money to small businesses. Both of these options meet your criteria in that you cannot hold them in a brokerage, they are not outrageously expensive, etc. In any other context I wouldn't recommend these, but given the requirement that it must be something you can't hold in a brokerage, private lending to small businesses seems closest to being a real investment with an acceptable risk-adjusted return.

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Post by fposte » Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:39 am

Is there enough to be an angel investor? I think I’d especially enjoy investing in a play rather than a business, but there are a lot of different possibilities and YMMV.

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Post by oldzey » Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:49 am

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Post by DJN » Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:23 am

Hi,
my alternatives strategy is complex and demanding and involves multiple interconnected and exotic asset classes. The strategy is underpinned by a difficult (for me) vegetarian philosophy and direct investment multi stage approach:

1. Invest in some degraded land
2. Plant chestnut trees.
3. Watch them grow for ten years.
4. Breed pigs.
5. Use slurry to grow shitake mushrooms.
5. Gather truffles. (Make sure you have a dog just in case the pigs are no good).
Get rich or at least don't lose money and have lots of fun.
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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by BenfromToronto » Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:31 am

Like you I am bored by many of the repetitive discussions that I found fascinating a few years ago (SWR of 3% vs. 3.5%; dividends or growth stocks; lump sum vs. DCA; value (or small cap) tilting or not; all stocks or some bonds; TIPS vs. CD ladder... :wink: ).
So, I appreciate your post. :D

I like the microlending idea and I understand the attraction of exotic cars or fractional ownership of race horses (but these would be considered hobbies by many).

Here are two other thoughts:
(1) Again, I am not sure what your definition of "hobby" is.
If collectibles are not a hobby, consider collecting books and papers rather than art.
While one painting from a famous painter sells at auction for $100K+, you can buy a signed letter from a famous persons or a signed first edition of famous books for $2000 or less.
If you are ready to pay $50K+ or more, you can buy the most expensive papers or books you can imagine (the equivalent of a Rembrandt or Picasso that would be worth $10M+).
For instance, for $60K, today (November 10), you can buy on line a 1937 handwritten letter sent by Albert Einstein to his son discussing Freud and Shakspeare
(https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/Search ... n&sortby=1).
These books and papers can be bought on the internet; you pay by credit card and your purchase arrives via courier a few days later; it can be stored in any safe (the ease beats the monkey or the race horse).

(2) I am not sure what your definition of "exotic real estate" is but I can think of a couple of them:
+ Farmland in Canada.
It is not hard to find.
It can accommodate various prices depending on location and size.
It is safe.
If/when global warming accelerates, the price should shoot up (it may be a lifesaver for your children).
+ Another one would be small apartments for airBnB in a place like Athens.
Price are starting to increase but they are still depressed.
Some agents specialize in it and they will manage the airBnB they sell you for a percentage of the return.
It would entail a one-week trip to Athens but this would be entertaining for most people.

Good luck :sharebeer
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anon_investor wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:07 pm
eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:43 pm
No to the monkey answer for 2 reasons.

1. It involves a brokerage

2. The upkeep of a monkey is probably a very high. I imagine up to 5k. No way you can have "the expectation of having the best risk-adjusted return"

But I appreciate the effort.
In defense of my monkey idea:

1. You can just rent the monkey for 5 minutes once a year to pick the stocks for probably less than $5k/yr.

2. Burt Malkiel, in his book A Random Walk Down Wall Street, said “A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper’s financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.” Which is to say, I think it can be argued that "the expectation of having the best risk-adjusted return" cannot be completely discounted.

But I will concede that it does require a brokerage.

Haha! :sharebeer
1. Buy the darts
2. Rent the monkey (monthly? quarterly?)
3. Show the physical dart throwing on your hugely popular youtube channel (not the results!)
4. Sell a stock picking newsletter containing the results

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Post by Schlabba » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:16 am

You could buy a pub/icecream salon/other small company and pay a manager to manage it for you.

I always imagined my retirement to be drinking in my own pub until my manager cuts me off. :sharebeer
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Post by Alchemist » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:56 am

Here are some serious suggestions:

1. Become a 'hard money' lender for real estate. Basically you loan your money, or pooled with other investors, to real estate 'flippers'.

2. Crypto currencies

3. Marijuana companies in state(s) that it is legal in

Hope that is helpful.

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Post by Ping Pong » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:03 am

After reading the thread, I think you should just get the boat.

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Post by JoeRetire » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:25 am

HomerJ wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:40 pm
Well, Mahomes is healthy again, so the Kansas City Chiefs are a lock. There you go, the hardest part is done for you.

Now you just need to scoop up all the tickets.
Mahomes was healthy last year.
Don't be a lemming.

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Post by bottlecap » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:32 am

For anyone that would go crazy and do something financially destructive if they didn’t have 2.5536475892% or some other arbitrary amount in alternative assets, I would advise them to pick:

A fee-based financial advisor.

Good luck,

JT

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BenfromToronto wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:31 am
If you are ready to pay $50K+ or more, you can buy the most expensive papers or books you can imagine (the equivalent of a Rembrandt or Picasso that would be worth $10M+).
For instance, for $60K, today (November 10), you can buy on line a 1937 handwritten letter sent by Albert Einstein to his son discussing Freud and Shakspeare
(https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/Search ... n&sortby=1).
These books and papers can be bought on the internet; you pay by credit card and your purchase arrives via courier a few days later; it can be stored in any safe (the ease beats the monkey or the race horse).
this is interesting, and personally id enjoy owning letters and first editions more than most paintings. is forgery/fraud not rampant? especially when buying online? do you have any experience with this? what authentication process is relied on?
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Post by Valuethinker » Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:22 am

rob wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:12 pm
1970's muscle cars.... Actually a decent potential return - and if it does not work out, you have something to drive.
We are showing our age ;-)

Like Harley Davidson, and Fender Stratocasters, these things have a demographic cyclicality. What we thought was sexy and amazing when we were 19 is what we can finally afford to buy in our 59s and 60s. Also we feel our mortality then and the sense of "now or never".

Improbably Dungeons and Dragons is now the subject of 1980s nostalgia, spurred by shows like Stranger Places. Wish I'd kept my First Edition ;-)

But the Boomer bulge will pass.

At which point these things will be hard to shift.

My brother tracks classic cars quite closely. He said there was a glut of Model T and Model A as the pre Boomers who had bought those died and their estates tried to sell them.

I knew a man who had 8 or 10 Studebakers some in fantastic condition. They were very hard to shift when he died.

So as the Boomers age and need cash or can no longer drive I expect the demand for the Dukes of Hazard/ Vanishing Point/ Starsky and Hutch cars will fade.
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eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:22 pm
So I need to put 2.5% of my money in alternative assets. It is very important for my financial health because I'm bored and if I don't do this I may end up doing something even more financially destructive like buy a boat.

So I want to take a poll, if you had to pick an alternative asset to invest in which of the following would you pick with the expectation of having the best risk-adjusted return.

Rules:
1. Not outrageously expensive. I agree it would be super cool to start my own space exploration company like Richard Branson or Elon Musk and I will probably go down that route once I hear back from the Nigerian prince I gave $2,000 to.
2. Nothing you can hold in your brokerage account. Binary options is an alternative asset but who wants to spend more time on their brokerage account.
3. Avoid hobbies unless you genuinely felt it would give your best shot at high risk adjusted return. If you say "Beer is my alternative asset hur dur" Im going to hit you with a beer stein
4. Real Estate has to be exotic in some way. Either its located in a foreign country or its in some way unusual.
Private company investing is always fun. Especially when you get crushed in the refinancing rounds. Look at Wework a 90 per cent ish drop in value. Uber too.

Btw Binary Options are a major subject of securities fraud investigations. The companies were often based in Israel. I am not sure that it's still legal to sell them to individuals in North America.

Vancouver Stock Exchange is usually an exciting way to literally burn your money away. Bring lighter fluid.

I would think about a diversified portfolio of lottery tickets.

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Post by oldzey » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:02 pm

Antiques/collectibles. I recently participated with the disposition of these alternative "assets" (packing, boxing, moving, breaking, etc.).

My Mom was an avid collector (RIP) - her house was filled wall to wall with nice Victorian-era antiques. She loved them.

Mom claimed that her treasures would be worth a lot someday.

When Mom passed, my sister, my Dad, and I kept a few sentimental items, but 98% of it went to auction. We were amazed how little it all fetched.

My take is that antiques require dusting. Buy them if you like them, but they're not "assets."
Ping Pong wrote:
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After reading the thread, I think you should just get the boat.
+1 8-)
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Post by BionicBillWalsh » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:04 pm

Vegas baby!

Or

I bet there is about to be some grape growing land for sale in Northern California soon.
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Post by zaboomafoozarg » Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:10 pm

Ancient coins

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Post by firebirdparts » Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:41 pm

Gambling. Sports betting is huge these days and people even do it on fantasy teams.
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Post by JBTX » Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:38 pm

Alpacas.

Orange Juice futures.

In before the lock.

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Post by dru808 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:44 pm

Gold.

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Post by Dave55 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:45 pm

2nd deeds of trust in CA. Last I heard (4 years ago) they were paying 7%-12%. There are private pools that loan money for home renovations in the Los Angeles area to general contractors. They also pay handsomely depending on the risk level.


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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by Watty » Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:05 pm

eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:22 pm
So I need to put 2.5% of my money in alternative assets.
One risk to watch out for is with dumb luck it might do well and you then might think that you are some sort of genus and up the percentage to 25 or 50 percent or even more.

Way too many people did that with precious metals or bitcoin.
eleventhstreet wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:22 pm
It is very important for my financial health because I'm bored.....
Investing should be boring.

Looking for excitement in investing is sort of looking for the best fast food, you are looking for something in the wrong place and you will be disappointed.

If you want to cure boring then forget looking for excitement in investing and use that 2.5% to take up an activity like parachuting, free climbing, bungee jumping, cave exploration, amature car racing, etc.

More seriously develop your other interest so that you rarely even think about investing except as a routine chore that you need to take care of.

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by Sandtrap » Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:12 pm

OP: question.
2.5% that you mention. How much $$$$ is that in numbers?

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by JoeRetire » Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:14 pm

HomerJ wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:40 pm
Well, Mahomes is healthy again, so the Kansas City Chiefs are a lock. There you go, the hardest part is done for you.

Now you just need to scoop up all the tickets.
Mahomes is healthy. But I hope you haven't already purchased a bunch of tickets.

Exciting game!
Don't be a lemming.

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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by HomerJ » Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:25 pm

JoeRetire wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:14 pm
HomerJ wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:40 pm
Well, Mahomes is healthy again, so the Kansas City Chiefs are a lock. There you go, the hardest part is done for you.

Now you just need to scoop up all the tickets.
Mahomes is healthy. But I hope you haven't already purchased a bunch of tickets.

Exciting game!
Heh, I came back to this thread expecting to see this... :)

Ah, well... win the division, then anything can happen in the playoffs... But yeah, maybe buying up all those tickets wouldn't be a wise financial decision...

But the OP would certainly get his heart racing!! He wouldn't be bored anymore.... :)
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Re: If you were forced to pick an alternative asset...

Post by JoeRetire » Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:49 pm

HomerJ wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:25 pm
Ah, well... win the division, then anything can happen in the playoffs...
True.
But the OP would certainly get his heart racing!! He wouldn't be bored anymore.... :)
If a racing heart is the goal, bet it all on the Chiefs/Patriots game.
Don't be a lemming.

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