Incredibly sleazy Northwestern Mutual cold caller
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Incredibly sleazy Northwestern Mutual cold caller
I’m a target demographic for financial advisors (early career, professional services, married) and in my line of work normally get cold reach outs about once a week. Most of them are via email or LinkedIn where I send a polite “thanks, but no thanks” reply that clearly does not invite a follow up.
Occasionally, I get a more direct approach in that they will actually cold call me. Now I have Nomorobo on my phone and normally don’t pick up on unknown numbers or those I don’t recognize. However, sometimes they will go as far as to call my office’s general switchboard and ask for me by name. My office phone will then forward to my cell phone so it looks like the call is coming from a colleague.
Last Friday, while I was driving from NY to Philly (and stuck in slow traffic on the Turnpike), I got such a call. It was beyond the pale in just how sleazy this guy was. Below, I’ve tried to identify exactly what tactics he pulled.
Me: Hello?
FA: Hey [Name], it’s Max. (Name disguised)
Me: Excuse me?
Max: Yeah, it’s Max from Northwestern Mutual. (Firm not disguised)
Me: Do we have a call scheduled?
Max: No we don’t, but I’m a friend of [other colleague]. (Trying to appeal to familiarity, and I suspect also racial affinity grouping since the other colleague had a surname that was of the same ethnicity as me.)
Me: Who’s that? (This is true. I’ve never heard of him.)
Max: He works with you. He’s a partner at your firm.(Appealing to authority, as I am not a partner.)
Me: And he said you should call me?
Max: Well, my practice partners with your firm colleagues and we offer a complimentary portfolio evaluation as well as a wide variety of wealth management and planning services.(Diversion as he did not answer the question of whether my colleague said he should call me, and “weasel words” as he tried to imply that his firm had an official relationship with mine, which they don’t.)
Me: ...
Max: Yeah, and I talk to [other colleague], [other colleague], [other colleague] all the time. (Name dropping.)
Me: And they use your services?
Max: We have a good professional relationship. (Again, diversion as he did not answer my question.)
Me: Look, I appreciate the call. But I spent several years on Wall Street, and I know what I’m doing, so I don’t..
Max: Hey man, I have lots of clients on Wall Street. People who work at Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, a lot of them are smart folks but they use and get a lot of value out of our services. (Appeal to legitimacy, plus potentially suggesting that I am missing out.)
Me: *sigh* What are your fees?
Max: Well, I don’t really think of a good advisory relationship on the basis of fees. It’s more about the value that we deliver. (Again, diversion.)
Me: Well, I do think of it in terms of fees. What are your fees?
Max: We have all sorts of different structures, and what’s most important is what’s right for you. I’ll need to take a look at your portfolio, which I’m happy to do and then give you a sense of what our professional arrangements will look like. (Trying to leverage this into a follow-up meeting.)
Me: *getting annoyed* If you don’t answer my question, I am going to hang up. What are your fees?
Max: We have two structures: a fee per trade, and a wrap structure. (Again, lack of specifics.)
Me: I am not hearing specific numbers.
Max: Well, the fee per trade depends on your account size, but starts at $19.95 and then goes down based on your assets. And the wrap structure is 1-1.25% per year.
Me: All my money is at Vanguard. So... you want me to pay you $19.95 per trade when I currently pay $2 per trade, if I were to trade which I don’t. Or you want me to pay 100-125 bps where I current pay about 7 bps and will not pay more than 25 for advice.
Max: So, yeah, I understand that’s a bit higher than what you have right now. But the beauty of the wrap account is that I can get you access to funds like American Funds that consistently beat the pants off their index benchmark, and you don’t have to pay the front end load fee if you buy it through the wrap account. (Straight up lying.)
Me: Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t do active management. I’ve been a passive investor all my life, and I’m not going to stop doing that now. Besides, what you’ve just described is a mechanism where you divert me from low cost index funds to high cost Class A shares that underperform indexes over the long term.
Max: Oh no no no no, I have special access to funds that are proven to outperform their Vanguard indexes over the long term and I can show you the literature in a follow up meeting. (Again, trying to set up a meeting and somehow selling himself as a gatekeeper to the magic land of alpha.)
Me: My answer is still no.
Max: What about insurance? You all set up for life insurance?
Me: I have a 30 year term which I bought through GEICO and is fairly cheap. I have a last-to-die policy with my wife to take care of estate taxes. But you want to pitch me whole life insurance don’t you?
Max: *chuckles* You know us well. We have very compelling products that allow you to defer taxes indefinitely.
Me: Your products charge something ridiculous like 65 bps for index funds, and your M&E, premium, and admin charges add up to the equivalent of a 15% front end load. If I wanted whole life, which I don’t, I could get an equivalent product from TIAA-CREF or Ameritas Direct for half the fees that use Vanguard. You’re trying to lock me into a decades-long arrangement where I consistently feed you revenue or lose my money.
Max: Wow... all right, two more ideas and then I’ll let you go. First, a structured product that gives you principal protection but also an upside exposure. Second, an annuity that gives you the better of either the S&P 500 or a fixed income benchmark. You’ll find that these really help you manage risk. (I’ve spared you the details.)
Me: Let’s unpack that a bit. First of all, from my time on the street, I’ve had a lot of exposure to structured products and I know for a fact they are designed to benefit the underwriter far more than the buyer. Moreover, I worked on institutional products, so I can only imagine how terrible the fees would be for retail products. Also, as you know, principal protected structure notes are taxed as ordinary income, not as capital gains. Second, annuities require principal surrender and I ain’t doing that.
Max: Well, I would respectfully disagree with that characterization. These products really work out because of the 1035 exchanges that help you compound gains. Happy to explain the details to you. (Obfuscation, throwing out obscure tax provisions, and then trying to get a follow up meeting.)
Me: I know exactly how 1035 exchanges work. And my answer is still no.
Max: Well.. you’re a tough nut to crack. Do you have any friends who might benefit from this conversation? (You’ve got to be kidding me.)
Me: I am not comfortable giving you the names of anyone I am close to, because you may call them up and name-drop just like you did with me.
Max: All right man, take care. *click*
I dropped the partner who he name-dropped a note, who was mortified and apologetic. He cold called this partner, and somehow got my name out of the conversation even though the partner told him to take a hike.
Occasionally, I get a more direct approach in that they will actually cold call me. Now I have Nomorobo on my phone and normally don’t pick up on unknown numbers or those I don’t recognize. However, sometimes they will go as far as to call my office’s general switchboard and ask for me by name. My office phone will then forward to my cell phone so it looks like the call is coming from a colleague.
Last Friday, while I was driving from NY to Philly (and stuck in slow traffic on the Turnpike), I got such a call. It was beyond the pale in just how sleazy this guy was. Below, I’ve tried to identify exactly what tactics he pulled.
Me: Hello?
FA: Hey [Name], it’s Max. (Name disguised)
Me: Excuse me?
Max: Yeah, it’s Max from Northwestern Mutual. (Firm not disguised)
Me: Do we have a call scheduled?
Max: No we don’t, but I’m a friend of [other colleague]. (Trying to appeal to familiarity, and I suspect also racial affinity grouping since the other colleague had a surname that was of the same ethnicity as me.)
Me: Who’s that? (This is true. I’ve never heard of him.)
Max: He works with you. He’s a partner at your firm.(Appealing to authority, as I am not a partner.)
Me: And he said you should call me?
Max: Well, my practice partners with your firm colleagues and we offer a complimentary portfolio evaluation as well as a wide variety of wealth management and planning services.(Diversion as he did not answer the question of whether my colleague said he should call me, and “weasel words” as he tried to imply that his firm had an official relationship with mine, which they don’t.)
Me: ...
Max: Yeah, and I talk to [other colleague], [other colleague], [other colleague] all the time. (Name dropping.)
Me: And they use your services?
Max: We have a good professional relationship. (Again, diversion as he did not answer my question.)
Me: Look, I appreciate the call. But I spent several years on Wall Street, and I know what I’m doing, so I don’t..
Max: Hey man, I have lots of clients on Wall Street. People who work at Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, a lot of them are smart folks but they use and get a lot of value out of our services. (Appeal to legitimacy, plus potentially suggesting that I am missing out.)
Me: *sigh* What are your fees?
Max: Well, I don’t really think of a good advisory relationship on the basis of fees. It’s more about the value that we deliver. (Again, diversion.)
Me: Well, I do think of it in terms of fees. What are your fees?
Max: We have all sorts of different structures, and what’s most important is what’s right for you. I’ll need to take a look at your portfolio, which I’m happy to do and then give you a sense of what our professional arrangements will look like. (Trying to leverage this into a follow-up meeting.)
Me: *getting annoyed* If you don’t answer my question, I am going to hang up. What are your fees?
Max: We have two structures: a fee per trade, and a wrap structure. (Again, lack of specifics.)
Me: I am not hearing specific numbers.
Max: Well, the fee per trade depends on your account size, but starts at $19.95 and then goes down based on your assets. And the wrap structure is 1-1.25% per year.
Me: All my money is at Vanguard. So... you want me to pay you $19.95 per trade when I currently pay $2 per trade, if I were to trade which I don’t. Or you want me to pay 100-125 bps where I current pay about 7 bps and will not pay more than 25 for advice.
Max: So, yeah, I understand that’s a bit higher than what you have right now. But the beauty of the wrap account is that I can get you access to funds like American Funds that consistently beat the pants off their index benchmark, and you don’t have to pay the front end load fee if you buy it through the wrap account. (Straight up lying.)
Me: Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t do active management. I’ve been a passive investor all my life, and I’m not going to stop doing that now. Besides, what you’ve just described is a mechanism where you divert me from low cost index funds to high cost Class A shares that underperform indexes over the long term.
Max: Oh no no no no, I have special access to funds that are proven to outperform their Vanguard indexes over the long term and I can show you the literature in a follow up meeting. (Again, trying to set up a meeting and somehow selling himself as a gatekeeper to the magic land of alpha.)
Me: My answer is still no.
Max: What about insurance? You all set up for life insurance?
Me: I have a 30 year term which I bought through GEICO and is fairly cheap. I have a last-to-die policy with my wife to take care of estate taxes. But you want to pitch me whole life insurance don’t you?
Max: *chuckles* You know us well. We have very compelling products that allow you to defer taxes indefinitely.
Me: Your products charge something ridiculous like 65 bps for index funds, and your M&E, premium, and admin charges add up to the equivalent of a 15% front end load. If I wanted whole life, which I don’t, I could get an equivalent product from TIAA-CREF or Ameritas Direct for half the fees that use Vanguard. You’re trying to lock me into a decades-long arrangement where I consistently feed you revenue or lose my money.
Max: Wow... all right, two more ideas and then I’ll let you go. First, a structured product that gives you principal protection but also an upside exposure. Second, an annuity that gives you the better of either the S&P 500 or a fixed income benchmark. You’ll find that these really help you manage risk. (I’ve spared you the details.)
Me: Let’s unpack that a bit. First of all, from my time on the street, I’ve had a lot of exposure to structured products and I know for a fact they are designed to benefit the underwriter far more than the buyer. Moreover, I worked on institutional products, so I can only imagine how terrible the fees would be for retail products. Also, as you know, principal protected structure notes are taxed as ordinary income, not as capital gains. Second, annuities require principal surrender and I ain’t doing that.
Max: Well, I would respectfully disagree with that characterization. These products really work out because of the 1035 exchanges that help you compound gains. Happy to explain the details to you. (Obfuscation, throwing out obscure tax provisions, and then trying to get a follow up meeting.)
Me: I know exactly how 1035 exchanges work. And my answer is still no.
Max: Well.. you’re a tough nut to crack. Do you have any friends who might benefit from this conversation? (You’ve got to be kidding me.)
Me: I am not comfortable giving you the names of anyone I am close to, because you may call them up and name-drop just like you did with me.
Max: All right man, take care. *click*
I dropped the partner who he name-dropped a note, who was mortified and apologetic. He cold called this partner, and somehow got my name out of the conversation even though the partner told him to take a hike.
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Re: Incredibly sleazy Northwestern Mutual cold caller
Educational, nice annotations.
Not being judgmental, but I notice that your cold caller successfully kept you engaged in a conversation that must have lasted ten minutes, during which you gave him a lot of information about your circumstances and financial philosophy. You engaged in a fencing match, with the unspoken rule that "if you do not succeed in parrying every one of my thrusts then you must buy my product," and fortunately you succeeded in parrying every thrust.
Yeah. I've done that too. But I worry that as time goes on and my cognitive strength declines, someday there will be an irresistible sales force that is stronger than my immovable sales resistance. So I now I try not to engage.
It's pretty darned scary. I get robocalls saying "this is the information you asked for about the back brace you saw on TV." Well, I don't have a bad back, I don't remember seeing anything about a back brace on TV, and I don't remember asking for information about it. But I'm only... 99% sure...
Not being judgmental, but I notice that your cold caller successfully kept you engaged in a conversation that must have lasted ten minutes, during which you gave him a lot of information about your circumstances and financial philosophy. You engaged in a fencing match, with the unspoken rule that "if you do not succeed in parrying every one of my thrusts then you must buy my product," and fortunately you succeeded in parrying every thrust.
Yeah. I've done that too. But I worry that as time goes on and my cognitive strength declines, someday there will be an irresistible sales force that is stronger than my immovable sales resistance. So I now I try not to engage.
It's pretty darned scary. I get robocalls saying "this is the information you asked for about the back brace you saw on TV." Well, I don't have a bad back, I don't remember seeing anything about a back brace on TV, and I don't remember asking for information about it. But I'm only... 99% sure...
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Well I hope you enjoyed telling him off. You probably just gave him some good ideas to improve his pitch. I prefer to ignore them.
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To be fair he was on a long drive. I’ve done similar things when I have time to kill.nisiprius wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:56 am Educational, nice annotations.
Not being judgmental, but I notice that your cold caller successfully kept you engaged in a conversation that must have lasted ten minutes, during which you gave him a lot of information about your circumstances and financial philosophy. You engaged in a fencing match, with the unspoken rule that "if you do not succeed in parrying every one of my thrusts then you must buy my product," and fortunately you succeeded in parrying every thrust.
Yeah. I've done that too. But I worry that as time goes on and my cognitive strength declines, someday there will be an irresistible sales force that is stronger than my immovable sales resistance. So I now try not to engage.
It's pretty darned scary. I get robocalls saying "this is the information you asked for about the back brace you saw on TV." Well, I don't have a bad back, I don't remember seeing anything about a back brace on TV, and I don't remember asking for information about it. But I'm only... 99% sure...
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On the other hand NML is considered the best, by most, if you want whole life insurance. I know a fair amount of people who work, or used to work, at NML and they generally have high quality people. Not shocked but at least a little surprised by the underhanded cold calling tactics. That's more reserved for lower tier companies in my opinion.
Also, I think whole life (first or second to die), from top rated companies (I advise diversification not one company) is a very easy estate planning tool to employ. It creates liquidity to pay taxes (for the few that still pay estate taxes) and money to work out buy outs between family members.
I don't know everything in the world, like some on here do, but I can't imagine wasting more than 10 seconds on a phone call like that. It seems a polite "no thank you" and hang up would work well!? Does it make one feel superior to belittle the salesperson? Just curious.
Also, I think whole life (first or second to die), from top rated companies (I advise diversification not one company) is a very easy estate planning tool to employ. It creates liquidity to pay taxes (for the few that still pay estate taxes) and money to work out buy outs between family members.
I don't know everything in the world, like some on here do, but I can't imagine wasting more than 10 seconds on a phone call like that. It seems a polite "no thank you" and hang up would work well!? Does it make one feel superior to belittle the salesperson? Just curious.
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It seems a polite "no thank you" and hang up would work well!? Does it make one feel superior to belittle the salesperson? Just curious.
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How this call would have gone if they reached me.....
Max: Hi, this is Max at Nortwestern......
click I hang up.
Max: Hi, this is Max at Nortwestern......
click I hang up.
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You raise a good point, nisiprius, and 99.999% of the time, I just tell them not interested and hang up. In this case, there were three reasons why I chose to engage.nisiprius wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:56 am Educational, nice annotations.
Not being judgmental, but I notice that your cold caller successfully kept you engaged in a conversation that must have lasted ten minutes, during which you gave him a lot of information about your circumstances and financial philosophy. You engaged in a fencing match, with the unspoken rule that "if you do not succeed in parrying every one of my thrusts then you must buy my product," and fortunately you succeeded in parrying every thrust.
- I was in very slow traffic that wasn’t going anywhere and there was nothing else to do other than listen to traffic radio talking about how the slow traffic isn’t going anywhere or Ariana Grande.
- As a fairly new member of this forum, I was aghast and horrified at reading some of the experiences that people have had with the likes of NW, Edward Jones, etc. and wanted to see for myself (and document for posterity) exactly what they try to pull.
- I’ve noticed that every once in a while, a new rep from NW tries to call me. I suspect I am on a list somewhere in-house of low-probability prospects that gets farmed to new joiners. I am hoping that by making the experience of calling me not just fruitless, but downright unpleasant, I’ll get added to a blacklist of some sort.
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I have nothing against a guy who is simply trying to hustle and build his practice. I do have a serious issue with how he name dropped. My firm has a very hierarchical culture, and I am a fairly senior non-partner, so I knew to discount the fact that he name dropped a partner that I had never heard of. However, many of our young associates are still in the “you say jump, I ask how high” mindset, which is combined with our fairly ruthless up-or-out culture in the sense that they all hustle to align themselves with a partner as a sponsor early in their careers, and may actually be taken for a ride as a result of that reference.LarryAllen wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:06 am Does it make one feel superior to belittle the salesperson? Just curious.
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Re: Incredibly sleazy Northwestern Mutual cold caller
That's not incredibly sleazy, just the normal sleazy.
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Perhaps you were stuck in traffic, and had nothing better to do, but why engage at all?
Just a, "sorry, not interested" once, twice or thrice and they'll get the message that they are wasting their time on your phone. My other response is, "sorry, I just don't take cold calls. 'Why not?' is usually the response from the caller. "Because I just don't and I'm trying to save you from wasting anymore of your time."
Just a, "sorry, not interested" once, twice or thrice and they'll get the message that they are wasting their time on your phone. My other response is, "sorry, I just don't take cold calls. 'Why not?' is usually the response from the caller. "Because I just don't and I'm trying to save you from wasting anymore of your time."
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These guys find a way to call my office phone too and are very aggressive.
Your fault for keeping the conversation going that long. I usually cold hang up on them as soon as I hear northwestern mutual as they piss me off. If you want to be polite you can just say a few sentences of why you aren’t not interested and hang up. No reason to get stuck on the phone this long
Your fault for keeping the conversation going that long. I usually cold hang up on them as soon as I hear northwestern mutual as they piss me off. If you want to be polite you can just say a few sentences of why you aren’t not interested and hang up. No reason to get stuck on the phone this long
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I enjoyed reading this detailed transcription. But I find it frightening - it takes a sharp, very on the ball person to deflect so many misstatements and attacks on someone's personal wealth. I can do it now (though not that well!) but how about in 10 years? I would guess that many less savvy people would be drawn in quickly - and that is a real threat to many people's financial worth. In most cases, not engaging at all is the only way to be safe - kind of like never clicking unknown links online, not believing "special" deals, safeguarding your passwords and freezing your credit. Lock up the family gold and protect the key!
Some years ago, my Megacorp was sold, and that was a huge opportunity for Morgan-Stanley to steal our corporate phonebooks (they used to print them...) and call to offer customized rollover IRA - for a modest .625% per Quarter! For 2.5% per year, they wanted to manage all my money and confuse the heck out of me. I kept my institutional 401k with the tiny basis points and never regretted it.
Dissecting this post would make an excellent training discussion for financial DIY classes!
Some years ago, my Megacorp was sold, and that was a huge opportunity for Morgan-Stanley to steal our corporate phonebooks (they used to print them...) and call to offer customized rollover IRA - for a modest .625% per Quarter! For 2.5% per year, they wanted to manage all my money and confuse the heck out of me. I kept my institutional 401k with the tiny basis points and never regretted it.
Dissecting this post would make an excellent training discussion for financial DIY classes!
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My other motive in documenting this is because my wife is starting her career in the same field, is starting to get these calls as well.CAsage wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:14 pm I enjoyed reading this detailed transcription. But I find it frightening - it takes a sharp, very on the ball person to deflect so many misstatements and attacks on someone's personal wealth. I can do it now (though not that well!) but how about in 10 years? I would guess that many less savvy people would be drawn in quickly - and that is a real threat to many people's financial safety. In most cases, not engaging at all is the only way to be safe - kind of like never clicking unknown links online, not believing "special" deals, safeguarding your passwords and freezing your credit. Lock up the family gold and protect the key!
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Good advice. The problem is that really good salespeople are a force of nature in themselves. I went to timeshare presentation in Las Vegas with my parents many years ago. My folks didn't buy the timeshare but bought a weeks vacation at the resort, Dad cancelled when he got back. He was himself very skilled in sales but even he got worn down by the time share salesman. So to get out of it, Dad "bought" something he knew he could cancel later. This is a good cautionary tale.nisiprius wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:56 am Educational, nice annotations.
Not being judgmental, but I notice that your cold caller successfully kept you engaged in a conversation that must have lasted ten minutes, during which you gave him a lot of information about your circumstances and financial philosophy. You engaged in a fencing match, with the unspoken rule that "if you do not succeed in parrying every one of my thrusts then you must buy my product," and fortunately you succeeded in parrying every thrust.
Yeah. I've done that too. But I worry that as time goes on and my cognitive strength declines, someday there will be an irresistible sales force that is stronger than my immovable sales resistance. So I now try not to engage.
It's pretty darned scary. I get robocalls saying "this is the information you asked for about the back brace you saw on TV." Well, I don't have a bad back, I don't remember seeing anything about a back brace on TV, and I don't remember asking for information about it. But I'm only... 99% sure...
I thought what it would be would be a meal and a fun hour or two looking at a nice new resort somebody had built. It turned into taking the entire morning and it was hard getting out of there. The sales people were nice but very persistent.
Years before that, I went to a similar presentation near Disneyworld in Florida. That time, they used the good cop, bad cop technique. The bad cop told basically told me what an idiot I was for turning down their deal and questioned my motive for wanting the $30 in cash. The good cop acted surprised and asked what happened.
So I just won't go on "free" vacations or go to any more timeshare presentations.
Rather than engage a cold caller, just thank them for calling and hang up. Some of these guys are really, really good. Even people trained and experienced in sales themselves have a hard time resisting.
Probably the best advice I ever heard was from Bob Brinker of MoneyTalk fame. He said to always be a buyer and not a sellee. That is, spend your money on things you really need and your really want and not just on things that people sell you.
A fool and his money are good for business.
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I half disagree. Incredibly sleazy is normal sleazy for Northwestern Mutual.
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Thanks, but now I'm not sure who attacked and who parried. You are far more skillful than the average investor, but ol' Max seemed pretty unabashed by your challenge as he kept trying a new move, ending up finally with one of desperation.
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I won't defame anyone even in an anonymous internet forum, but I will say that a friend worked for Northwestern Mutual for a short time and I was not impressed.
A fool and his money are good for business.
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So, you posted it on Bogleheads to get the lesson across to her? Do you guys not talk in person?Badger1754 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:22 pmMy other motive in documenting this is because my wife is starting her career in the same field, is starting to get these calls as well.
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Oh we picked it apart all right, as I walked her through each sales tactic. When I finished, we figured — why not share? So she sent it to her parents, and now I’ve put it on Bogleheads.
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Wow, some posters are pretty harsh on the fact that you engaged.
You were confident and well-armed with facts, and not an easy sell, so no harm done. And documenting the subtext behind his comments and techniques is helpful to others reading this, so thank you for that.
On another recent post, a poster complained that some of the responses he got sounded just like rote repetition, not really addressing his question. Your post is a good reference for people asking "why not just talk to an advisor to see what s/he has to say?" The why-not is that they have a bottomless container of sales techniques, and they'll keep trying different ones until you crack. So for someone new, or weak, or tired, it's best not to engage.
Glad it worked out to you. But for me the cringeworthy part was that you used up this much of your brainpower on the phone call while driving. I know, traffic wasn't moving fast. I hope you didn't get more than a couple hundred feet during the call, because it's not your hand on the phone that creates danger, it's your brain on the person you are talking to.
You were confident and well-armed with facts, and not an easy sell, so no harm done. And documenting the subtext behind his comments and techniques is helpful to others reading this, so thank you for that.
On another recent post, a poster complained that some of the responses he got sounded just like rote repetition, not really addressing his question. Your post is a good reference for people asking "why not just talk to an advisor to see what s/he has to say?" The why-not is that they have a bottomless container of sales techniques, and they'll keep trying different ones until you crack. So for someone new, or weak, or tired, it's best not to engage.
Glad it worked out to you. But for me the cringeworthy part was that you used up this much of your brainpower on the phone call while driving. I know, traffic wasn't moving fast. I hope you didn't get more than a couple hundred feet during the call, because it's not your hand on the phone that creates danger, it's your brain on the person you are talking to.
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I enjoyed the read. Thanks for posting
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I appreciate the concern and I agree, I shouldn’t take phone calls while driving. I hook up my phone via Bluetooth to my car audio system so it’s a handsfree arrangement. The NJ Turnpike can be a fast-moving deathtrap so it’s usually not a good idea. Good push.NotWhoYouThink wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:04 pm Glad it worked out to you. But for me the cringeworthy part was that you used up this much of your brainpower on the phone call while driving. I know, traffic wasn't moving fast. I hope you didn't get more than a couple hundred feet during the call, because it's not your hand on the phone that creates danger, it's your brain on the person you are talking to.
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+1.Jack FFR1846 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:12 am How this call would have gone if they reached me.....
Max: Hi, this is Max at Nortwestern......
click I hang up.
When I receive any such call I just say - No,thank you and hang up - saves time and energy - I block the unknown caller number as well.
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I wouldn't waste 10 seconds if I had something better to do.
But if I were stuck in a car, sure. Why all the resistance to toying with this guy? The salesman isn't "just doing his job", unless you define that as calling me on my private number to intrude on my time and take my money. People like this deserve to be toyed with. The OP did a service to humanity by sucking up the salesman's time so he couldn't hurt someone else's financial situation.
If I need a service I seek it out. If you come to me unsolicited the likelihood is that you are a shyster and there is a good chance you are an actual criminal scoping me out for fraud. This includes door-to-door solicitors who I assume are burglars in disguise. I always ask for ID and then tell them I am reporting them to the police in case there are any burglaries in the area.
Rock on OP! Good work!
But if I were stuck in a car, sure. Why all the resistance to toying with this guy? The salesman isn't "just doing his job", unless you define that as calling me on my private number to intrude on my time and take my money. People like this deserve to be toyed with. The OP did a service to humanity by sucking up the salesman's time so he couldn't hurt someone else's financial situation.
If I need a service I seek it out. If you come to me unsolicited the likelihood is that you are a shyster and there is a good chance you are an actual criminal scoping me out for fraud. This includes door-to-door solicitors who I assume are burglars in disguise. I always ask for ID and then tell them I am reporting them to the police in case there are any burglaries in the area.
Rock on OP! Good work!
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Every minute you spent with Max is a minute that he couldn’t harass another person who may not be as well informed or as sales resistant as you.
So “good on you.” Think of your conversation as community service.
We are currently dealing with a sales person for a new home community that we may buy in. Not a sleaze, but trying to push us to the next stage without addressing the issues that we have concerns about first. I hope that we don’t have to walk away based on poor communication because so far there are more pluses than minuses. But we aren’t committing to a home purchase based on one community tour and one short meeting.
So “good on you.” Think of your conversation as community service.
We are currently dealing with a sales person for a new home community that we may buy in. Not a sleaze, but trying to push us to the next stage without addressing the issues that we have concerns about first. I hope that we don’t have to walk away based on poor communication because so far there are more pluses than minuses. But we aren’t committing to a home purchase based on one community tour and one short meeting.
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Thanks for posting your conversation, it's a very interesting read (especially for me because of my acute allergic reaction to salespeople, I don't have this kind of experience very often).
For you, it was a mostly one-off 10 minute phone call. For the sales guy, it was one iteration of "groundhog day", allowing him to refine his tactics, which will then be used on the next victim.
I wonder how "normal" people stand a chance against this onslaught of subtle or less subtle tactics.
For you, it was a mostly one-off 10 minute phone call. For the sales guy, it was one iteration of "groundhog day", allowing him to refine his tactics, which will then be used on the next victim.
I wonder how "normal" people stand a chance against this onslaught of subtle or less subtle tactics.
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+1.
I see no reason to try to justify my financial decisions to a salesperson, much less a cold caller. I would rather not abruptly hang up on someone, but when cold callers refuse to take no for an answer, I won't hesitate to exercise that option.
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@Badger1754, since you wanted to talk, why didn't you try to sell this guy something?
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I don't respond to cold calls. I would need to know the caller had a legitimate reason to call before I call back.
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I have two reactions to such calls:
1. I hang up.
2. I tell them my phone number is on the "do not call list' and ask why I would want to do business with someone who breaks the law. The result of this is that they hang up.
1. I hang up.
2. I tell them my phone number is on the "do not call list' and ask why I would want to do business with someone who breaks the law. The result of this is that they hang up.
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Now that you mention it, I’ve harbored a secret fantasy to pull off something like this for a few years now.
“You don’t want to sell me high-fee, actively managed products.” *hand waving motion*
“I dont want to sell you high-fee, actively managed products.”
“You want to go home and rethink your life.”
“I want to go home and rethink my life.”
“...and join Bogleheads.”
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Same here. I am afraid that even though I am the hardest of hard sells, one day I might buy something. I never go for the free steak dinners either.
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+1
I've taken to saying, "I love you. You probably didn't know it was illegal to call this number." Click. Block.
or "How is the weather in Bangalore today?" Click. Block.
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+1
My parents and my in-laws are in good health but getting older. I worry that one day they will become susceptible to this nonsense.
A few years ago, my mom offhandedly mentioned to me that a financial advisor had given a presentation to her (non-English speaking) community organization (using the exact ethnic/cultural affinity tactic I described above) about an amazing product that would always protect her money and guarantee a solid return that was at least as good as the market. It was.. an annuity. And had she not mentioned it to me offhandedly, she would have probably plunked her nest egg into it.
So of course I walked through the paperwork and realized what a horrible scam it was and warned my mom off. She was so aghast she called her friends and warned them off too. The FA had helpfully not even mentioned that annuities require principal surrender. Somewhere in the middle, the FA realized what was going on and requested another meeting with the community organization. At that meeting, she began aggressively berating my mom and the other people in the room about taking advice “from someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about” and that she “wasn’t going to waste her time with people who get their financial advice off Google.” My mom was mortified to have been called out in front of her friends in public.
I promptly filed complaints against that FA to her employer, FINRA, the SEC, the CFP Board. And I’ve been on the warpath against these people ever since.
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Slow traffic or not, it is distressing that you chose to engage in a telephone conversation debate while driving on a highway. The social cost expected value net benefit of answering the phone while driving and engaging in a protracted unnecessary conversation is negative. The evidence is that hands-free does not reduce the danger.Badger1754 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:10 pmI appreciate the concern and I agree, I shouldn’t take phone calls while driving. I hook up my phone via Bluetooth to my car audio system so it’s a handsfree arrangement. The NJ Turnpike can be a fast-moving deathtrap so it’s usually not a good idea. Good push.NotWhoYouThink wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:04 pm Glad it worked out to you. But for me the cringeworthy part was that you used up this much of your brainpower on the phone call while driving. I know, traffic wasn't moving fast. I hope you didn't get more than a couple hundred feet during the call, because it's not your hand on the phone that creates danger, it's your brain on the person you are talking to.
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We are all trying to get through life the best way we know how.
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Wow, this insurance salesman was really peddling the worst of the worst financial products (high fee mutual funds, WL junk, etc). All in one call and then had the nerve to ask if you had any friends who he could call. Would you really want your friends to buy this junk? I wouldn't wish that on my enemies!
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I don't answer the phone when anyone NOT in my contacts call, they will hear my "por favor deje su mensaje" in perfect Spanish and that's the end, never leaving a message and never calling back! Good luck y gracias por leer / cfs
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I can appreciate the OP’s willingness to spar with a financial sales person. I will usually hang up, but sometimes I just have the time to spare or I’m bored and need the entertainment.
Rather than respond to a salesperson’s pitch, I find it more entertaining to immediately begin my sales pitch for something else.
Me: Max, can I get your last name?
Max: Blabberwanker
Me: Ahh yes, I see you are singed up for our free trial, how do you like our service so far?
Max: No, I’m Max from Northwestern Mutual.
Me: Yes, that’s in our records as part of your profile.
Max: Profile for what?
Me: Ok, for verification purposes, can I get the the last four of your SS number?
Max: I think you might have me confused with someone else, I’m here to help you with managing your finances.
Me: Also, can you verify your street address?
Max: I can’t….who are you with?
Me: I’m your account manager, Max, and I hope you’ve been successful using our free trial service, but I see your trial period is about to expire and I have a very exclusive deal to offer you if you extend your trial to a full year. Interested?
Max: I am not signed up for a free trial…….what is it for?
Me: Ok, I just need to verify your account. Can I get the last 4 of your SS number?
Max: <click>
Me: (whatever dude, if you don’t want to meet single Ukrainian women, that’s your biz)
This can go on forever, never giving any details, just like they do.
Oh, I see livesoft beat me to it.
Rather than respond to a salesperson’s pitch, I find it more entertaining to immediately begin my sales pitch for something else.
Me: Max, can I get your last name?
Max: Blabberwanker
Me: Ahh yes, I see you are singed up for our free trial, how do you like our service so far?
Max: No, I’m Max from Northwestern Mutual.
Me: Yes, that’s in our records as part of your profile.
Max: Profile for what?
Me: Ok, for verification purposes, can I get the the last four of your SS number?
Max: I think you might have me confused with someone else, I’m here to help you with managing your finances.
Me: Also, can you verify your street address?
Max: I can’t….who are you with?
Me: I’m your account manager, Max, and I hope you’ve been successful using our free trial service, but I see your trial period is about to expire and I have a very exclusive deal to offer you if you extend your trial to a full year. Interested?
Max: I am not signed up for a free trial…….what is it for?
Me: Ok, I just need to verify your account. Can I get the last 4 of your SS number?
Max: <click>
Me: (whatever dude, if you don’t want to meet single Ukrainian women, that’s your biz)
This can go on forever, never giving any details, just like they do.
Oh, I see livesoft beat me to it.
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I'm surprised you wasted so much time speaking with him and equally surprised you answer linked-in and email queries. If I answered every linked-in question I would never get any thing else done.
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Thank you for noting the techniques he was using. I've never worked in sales, always been a tradesman, and seeing this dissected the way you did was very enlightening. Learned something today because of your efforts. Again, thanks.
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Enjoyed the back and forth... very entertaining. Thanks for posting.
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That is amazing and just details the power and hype of the Wall Street marketing machine. Unfortunately that may work on many folks who don't know any better.
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I actually used to be part of this Wall Street marketing machine earlier in my career (pre-crisis). You don't know half of it..
The infamous oversubscribed company during the South Seas Bubble ("for carrying-on an undertaking of great advantage but no-one to know what it is") actually had quite a few modern day counterparts. I saw it when the Street was hawking CDOs in the mid-2000s (I had the temerity to ask one of my Managing Directors to explain how a synthetic CDO wouldn't collapse on itself, and was yelled at), and I see it again today during this whole cryptocurrency insanity. The only silver lining is that ordinary mom and pop investors aren't mortgaging their homes to buy Bitcoin (yet).
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I think I've seen that before, but that is outstanding. Ironic thing is my wife also is in John Hancock small company 401k plan and I've told her about the high fees. This may be motivation enough to bring that issue up again to reevaluate alternatives.Badger1754 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:22 pmMy other motive in documenting this is because my wife is starting her career in the same field, is starting to get these calls as well.CAsage wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:14 pm I enjoyed reading this detailed transcription. But I find it frightening - it takes a sharp, very on the ball person to deflect so many misstatements and attacks on someone's personal wealth. I can do it now (though not that well!) but how about in 10 years? I would guess that many less savvy people would be drawn in quickly - and that is a real threat to many people's financial safety. In most cases, not engaging at all is the only way to be safe - kind of like never clicking unknown links online, not believing "special" deals, safeguarding your passwords and freezing your credit. Lock up the family gold and protect the key!
You may be amused by John Oliver’s recent segment on financial advisors.
Realistically, are there cheaper 401k alternatives for very small company's, with only 20-25 participants with low rates of participation? My perception is there weren't.
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This seems like a Bogleheadian version of scambaiting
I'm impressed you remembered the conversation in such detail though , did you record it on your phone?
I'm impressed you remembered the conversation in such detail though , did you record it on your phone?
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No, I just wrote it all down when I arrived in Philly, because I knew I was going to talk to my wife about it over the weekend.Allixi wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:47 pm This seems like a Bogleheadian version of scambaiting
I'm impressed you remembered the conversation in such detail though , did you record it on your phone?
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Thanks for sharing. I sometimes entertain "irs agents" and "Microsoft tech support" scammers for as long as possible. Getting them upset somehow makes me feel good.
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I once had a 20 min conversation with a door to door cable salesman. The conversation went all over the place and he seemed like a good dude. In the end he couldn't beat the month to month price of an attic antenna (free).