Wow, it did exactly what I wanted. −50.59 points for 2,599.95.
Time to open my hedge fund.
Please. I want my IRA buy date to be low. Jan 2 2018 was still one of the lower days for the year (it beat monthly DCAs btw), so it worked well last time.
If I've learned anything from The Price is Right I'll go with 3333.34