"Visual mondegreens"
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"Visual mondegreens"
We have probably all had the experience of glancing at print and, for a split second, thinking that it said something different from what it really said. I like to call this a "visual mondegreen," after the folksingers' name for misheard lyrics ("They hae slain the Earl O' Moray/And laid him on the green" becomes "They hae slain the Earl O' Moray and Lady Mondegreen.") And, also, of course, a visual mondegreen for "visual migraine."
I seem to notice more of them as I age.
Here are some things I think I've seen, until I blinked and looked again. See if you can guess what they really were, and share your own.
Sign on shop: "Illusion repair"
Newspaper: "The Christian Science Money"
Ad: "The all-new 2011 Ford Explorer spirituality vehicle"
Finance magazine: "3 Health-Care Snacks for 2011"
Online bank product: "Electric Sponge"
Error message on a website down for maintenance: "We sincerely apologize for the incontinence."
Computer message: "Do you want to save this life, or find a program online to open it?"
P. S. I'm sure Lewis Carroll experienced visual mondegreens, and that they inspired The Mad Gardener's Song: "He thought he saw an Albatross/That fluttered round the lamp:/He looked again, and found it was/A Penny-Postage Stamp." He obviously experienced visual migraines as well; the description in Through the Looking-Glass, in "Wool and Water," "whenever she looked hard at any shelf, to make out exactly what it had on it, that particular shelf was always quite, empty, though the others round it were crowded as full as they could hold"--is unmistakable to anyone who's experienced visual migraines.
I seem to notice more of them as I age.
Here are some things I think I've seen, until I blinked and looked again. See if you can guess what they really were, and share your own.
Sign on shop: "Illusion repair"
Newspaper: "The Christian Science Money"
Ad: "The all-new 2011 Ford Explorer spirituality vehicle"
Finance magazine: "3 Health-Care Snacks for 2011"
Online bank product: "Electric Sponge"
Error message on a website down for maintenance: "We sincerely apologize for the incontinence."
Computer message: "Do you want to save this life, or find a program online to open it?"
P. S. I'm sure Lewis Carroll experienced visual mondegreens, and that they inspired The Mad Gardener's Song: "He thought he saw an Albatross/That fluttered round the lamp:/He looked again, and found it was/A Penny-Postage Stamp." He obviously experienced visual migraines as well; the description in Through the Looking-Glass, in "Wool and Water," "whenever she looked hard at any shelf, to make out exactly what it had on it, that particular shelf was always quite, empty, though the others round it were crowded as full as they could hold"--is unmistakable to anyone who's experienced visual migraines.
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness; Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.
I do it all the time. First thing in the morning I open a browser with Google as the home page and select "news" from the upper left hand corner. A whole page of news items with highlighted titles comes up and I'll jump to conclusions as to what it really said.
This morning, for instance:
"US Urges Orman to Show Restraint in Response to Rare Protests"
I mentally added the R to Oman. Must be a sign of old age; Hope not of impending senility.
Ed
This morning, for instance:
"US Urges Orman to Show Restraint in Response to Rare Protests"
I mentally added the R to Oman. Must be a sign of old age; Hope not of impending senility.
Ed
"What am I gonna do if I run out of money?"
I also use Google news, and also experience at least one morning "self-induced visual scanning" mondegreen.
At that point I usually have a chuckle at myself, and then (if I am not in a hurry) take a moment to wonder what the psychological significance of my own subconscious substitution was. If any.
:lol:
At that point I usually have a chuckle at myself, and then (if I am not in a hurry) take a moment to wonder what the psychological significance of my own subconscious substitution was. If any.
:lol:
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I love it!bpp wrote:Just this morning spotted a Subaru Literacy.
By the way, it is not solely an aging phenomenon. I'd almost forgotten that when I was ten or eleven I actually got into an argument with my parents because I was so sure that I'd seen a copy of "The Sunday Evening Post."
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Yeah, it's definitely not just an aging thing (unless poor eyesight is to blame). I noticed as a pretty young kid that if I stared at a word long enough, the meaning dissociated from the symbols on the page, and all of a sudden, it was just a collection of lines and curves. If you're in that state, or on the way to it, it's pretty easy for your brain to "suggest" other words that are like it.nisiprius wrote:I love it!bpp wrote:Just this morning spotted a Subaru Literacy.
By the way, it is not solely an aging phenomenon. I'd almost forgotten that when I was ten or eleven I actually got into an argument with my parents because I was so sure that I'd seen a copy of "The Sunday Evening Post."
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Believe it or not, I had to Google to get that. I don't know which is more surprising, that I had to Google for it or that Googling worked.dm200 wrote:Growing up on a farm (with chickens), I was puzzled when, every year, there was a big deal made n the media over the "Pullet Surprise"
But are you sure it was really a visual mondegreen rather than an auditory one, a mondegreen in the usual sense? If I'd read the words aloud I'd have gotten it.
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Exactly. Auditory mondegreens can be pretty funny ("watch out for the under-toad".... " 'scuze me while I kiss this guy", "there's the bathroom on the right," etc)* but are often persistent, because once misheard, they tend to get mentally fixed in our brains, sometimes for years until with a burst of sudden realization (or explaination) we hear the *real* meaning. The visual mondegreen instead seems more likely to be a momentary phenomenon, due to casual misreading... followed by the suspicion that something isn't quite right and then self-correction upon closer inspection of the text. It seems like I was having one or two a day for a while, but none this week that I can recall.nisiprius wrote:Believe it or not, I had to Google to get that. I don't know which is more surprising, that I had to Google for it or that Googling worked.dm200 wrote:Growing up on a farm (with chickens), I was puzzled when, every year, there was a big deal made n the media over the "Pullet Surprise"
But are you sure it was really a visual mondegreen rather than an auditory one, a mondegreen in the usual sense? If I'd read the words aloud I'd have gotten it.
*(undertow (from Garp), 'scuze me, while I kiss the sky (Hendricks), there's a bad moon on the rise (Creedence) )
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I recently clicked a link to the Bogleheads Guide to Retirement Planning. It went to the Amazon page, with the "Look Inside!" feature, that pops up a little menu of options, including
Front Cover
Table of Contents
First Pages
Index
Surprise Mel
It took me a minute to realize that was "Surprise Me!"
I wonder what it would take to surprise Mel.
Front Cover
Table of Contents
First Pages
Index
Surprise Mel
It took me a minute to realize that was "Surprise Me!"
I wonder what it would take to surprise Mel.
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How about a long-lost relative leaving me a pot of gold? :-}moretolearn wrote:I recently clicked a link to the Bogleheads Guide to Retirement Planning. It went to the Amazon page, with the "Look Inside!" feature, that pops up a little menu of options, including
Front Cover
Table of Contents
First Pages
Index
Surprise Mel
It took me a minute to realize that was "Surprise Me!"
I wonder what it would take to surprise Mel.
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Re: "Visual mondegreens"
Sign on shop: "Illusion repair" Collision repair
Newspaper: "The Christian Science Money" Christian Science Monitor
Ad: "The all-new 2011 Ford Explorer spirituality vehicle" ???
Finance magazine: "3 Health-Care Snacks for 2011" Scams???
Online bank product: "Electric Sponge" Electric Orange
Error message on a website down for maintenance: "We sincerely apologize for the incontinence." Inconvenience
Computer message: "Do you want to save this life, or find a program online to open it?" File
Newspaper: "The Christian Science Money" Christian Science Monitor
Ad: "The all-new 2011 Ford Explorer spirituality vehicle" ???
Finance magazine: "3 Health-Care Snacks for 2011" Scams???
Online bank product: "Electric Sponge" Electric Orange
Error message on a website down for maintenance: "We sincerely apologize for the incontinence." Inconvenience
Computer message: "Do you want to save this life, or find a program online to open it?" File
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Re: "Visual mondegreens"
A new one, just this morning:
Newspaper headline: "Ice cream causes more than two dozen crashes."
(The word "cream" was not in the headline).
Newspaper headline: "Ice cream causes more than two dozen crashes."
(The word "cream" was not in the headline).
Sport utility vehicleTriple digit golfer wrote:Ad: "The all-new 2011 Ford Explorer spirituality vehicle" ???
Stocks.Finance magazine: "3 Health-Care Snacks for 2011" Scams???
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness; Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.
Saw this: Doctors aim to save fertility of kids with cancer
Brain read this: Doctors aim to terrify kids with cancer.
Perils of skimming!
Brain read this: Doctors aim to terrify kids with cancer.
Perils of skimming!
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sometimes the brain gets the letters right, but still misinterprets the word:
walking past an italian deli in nyc, and on the phone with my sister, who is married to an italian, i asked her what is in this 'pre-mah-day' sandwich they are adverstising???
she had never heard of a pre-mah-day sandwich.
i looked again, and realized that the deli sign for 'premade sandwiches' was simply indicating you could buy sandwiches that had been made and wrapped earlier that day. pre= latin for before. perhaps if they had used a hyphen???
doh!
walking past an italian deli in nyc, and on the phone with my sister, who is married to an italian, i asked her what is in this 'pre-mah-day' sandwich they are adverstising???
she had never heard of a pre-mah-day sandwich.
i looked again, and realized that the deli sign for 'premade sandwiches' was simply indicating you could buy sandwiches that had been made and wrapped earlier that day. pre= latin for before. perhaps if they had used a hyphen???
doh!
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Some of these misreadings can actually be encouraged by the word sequencing in the original, especially misplaced modifiers.
There have been any number of threads on this forum in which a novice Boglehead, of age (for example) 24, starts a thread with the title: "Need help constructing 24–year–old portfolio." And every time I read one of those titles, I take it literally and immediately think: Well, if you've already had your portfolio for 24 years, isn't it a bit late to be asking for help?
Or, in the "misplaced modifier" example one of my high school English teachers liked to use: Coming in on the train, the Empire State Building was seen."
Not quite what nisiprius had in mind, in which printed words are literally read as other words, but opportunities for confusion are abundant.
Marc
There have been any number of threads on this forum in which a novice Boglehead, of age (for example) 24, starts a thread with the title: "Need help constructing 24–year–old portfolio." And every time I read one of those titles, I take it literally and immediately think: Well, if you've already had your portfolio for 24 years, isn't it a bit late to be asking for help?
Or, in the "misplaced modifier" example one of my high school English teachers liked to use: Coming in on the train, the Empire State Building was seen."
Not quite what nisiprius had in mind, in which printed words are literally read as other words, but opportunities for confusion are abundant.
Marc
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When I was a young child I would kneel next to my bed at night and say the Lord's Prayer containing the phrase: "the king didn't come." instead of "thy kingdom come."nisiprius wrote:I love it!bpp wrote:Just this morning spotted a Subaru Literacy.
By the way, it is not solely an aging phenomenon. I'd almost forgotten that when I was ten or eleven I actually got into an argument with my parents because I was so sure that I'd seen a copy of "The Sunday Evening Post."
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Re: "Visual mondegreens"
Just glancing down the main list of Bogleheads thread titles this morning, and there was one entitled "Sorry, another student loan question." Except that I read it as "Sorry, another strident loan question." And in the space of a second, before the letters clarified themselves, I thought: "Well, why didn't you revise it before posting, so it wouldn't be so strident, and then you wouldn't have to apologize for it?"nisiprius wrote:We have probably all had the experience of glancing at print and, for a split second, thinking that it said something different from what it really said.
All of which, of course, is about my own eye/brain connections and has nothing to do with anything intended by the originator of that thread, but it reminded me of this earlier "misperceptions" thread begun by nisiprius.
Marc
This type is probably the most common, because of children memorizing words or phrases that they don't understand. Did you learn the Pledge over Legions in school?gotherelate wrote:When I was a young child I would kneel next to my bed at night and say the Lord's Prayer containing the phrase: "the king didn't come." instead of "thy kingdom come."
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Oh, sure. I went to a summer camp near the Canadian border and every day they'd blow a bugle call and we'd gather around the flagpole and sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" and "O Canada" and something I've never heard before or since that was quite sweet, that they said was the "United Nations Hymn."grabiner wrote:This type is probably the most common, because of children memorizing words or phrases that they don't understand. Did you learn the Pledge over Legions in school?gotherelate wrote:When I was a young child I would kneel next to my bed at night and say the Lord's Prayer containing the phrase: "the king didn't come." instead of "thy kingdom come."
Anyway for years I couldn't understand why Canadians were proud of being neither "true nor strong and free." It never occurred to me to ask, I was just a kid.
But to me the visual transformations are quite different in character and quite piquant. There is often no obvious resemblance in the portion of the word that is changed or transformed, as there usually is with auditory misinterpretation. You can tell why the kid thought he was praying "Lead us not into Penn Station." It's very hard to explain why someone thought he saw a "Subaru Literacy." The visual transformations don't seem to match Bayesian likelihoods.
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I could never figure out the location of "the republic for Richard Stans."grabiner wrote:Did you learn the Pledge over Legions in school?
Here are some other variations:
http://www.iusedtobelieve.com/school/the_pledge/
Tina Fey apologized over having second child?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 75,00.html
(misread via Google News with smaller font, not People article)
http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 75,00.html
(misread via Google News with smaller font, not People article)
This was not so much a visual mondegreen as a mental one -- as a child of the seventies, I watched a lot of Cisco the Kid and Flip Wilson, and we grew up hearing about a lot of ethnic gang fighting, where knives were favored weapons... so this headline sounded like a particularly bad one to me....
http://money.cnn.com/2011/04/12/technol ... ney_latestReuters
Cisco kills Flip, cuts 550 workers
Read this Bogleheads thread title:
"If you have a "play money" account, how has it faired?"
and saw this: "...how has it failed?"
"If you have a "play money" account, how has it faired?"
and saw this: "...how has it failed?"
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Just today, I thought I saw a thread whose subject line was "The Cost of Value Titling."
Then I looked again, and saw... it really was.
Of course, it really should be "The Cost of Valve Titling."
Then I looked again, and saw... it really was.
Of course, it really should be "The Cost of Valve Titling."
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness; Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.
I always wondered why our Nation was invisible... :roll:grabiner wrote:This type is probably the most common, because of children memorizing words or phrases that they don't understand. Did you learn the Pledge over Legions in school?gotherelate wrote:When I was a young child I would kneel next to my bed at night and say the Lord's Prayer containing the phrase: "the king didn't come." instead of "thy kingdom come."
Most of my posts assume no behavioral errors.
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I thought this topic was an insult to Bogleheads' intelligence when I first read it.
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Cheap/Reusable Casket Source? (Blinks twice and looks again). No, thank goodness.
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness; Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.
If I may take this liberty:
Munir wrote:
Munir wrote:
...in response to the RTP Diehards chapter meeting thread.It took me a while to realize that the heading was RTP and [not] RIP.
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This one got me:
"Mother of Giants' fan beaten into coma angry at
attackers, bystanders"
"CNN International - May 19, 2011"
http://news.google.com/nwshp?hl=en&tab=wn
At first I thought: "Now it's not just a Dad that got beaten down, but somehow a Mom has also been beaten, too in another incident?"
And I thought, "Well, yeah, she has a right to be angry! Anyone who gets beaten has a right!"
"Mother of Giants' fan beaten into coma angry at
attackers, bystanders"
"CNN International - May 19, 2011"
http://news.google.com/nwshp?hl=en&tab=wn
At first I thought: "Now it's not just a Dad that got beaten down, but somehow a Mom has also been beaten, too in another incident?"
And I thought, "Well, yeah, she has a right to be angry! Anyone who gets beaten has a right!"
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the boglehead bias against opinions ... alas, not quite.
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Headline: "Maine outlaws texting while driving." No real mondegreen, but my first mental image was Bonnie and Clyde with cell phones; shame on those outlaws, they shouldn't be distracted during a getaway.
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When I first saw the title of this Bogleheads discussion last week, I was sure it was from a homeowner seeking help with a serious foundation problem:
Tiny House Movement
Tiny House Movement
I thought this Boglehead was asking for portfolio advice for his crazy fiance.
http://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtop ... 1307737377
(Crazy finace [sic]; need help with AA strategy)
http://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtop ... 1307737377
(Crazy finace [sic]; need help with AA strategy)
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